True Trail
Never Lies, look for next dot
T2H3 Trail Guide
Trail Markings
Follow flour, chalk, arrows, dots, lies, bad decisions, and whoever looks like they know where they’re going.
How trail works
Marks are usually laid in flour, chalk, or whatever the hares had left in the car. Three dots generally means you are on trail. Checks mean start looking all over.
On-One
ON ONE!
On-Two
ON TWO!
On-On
ON-ON! If you don't see a third dot, that's a blow job. Go back to check.
Check
Looking in 369 degress for next mark
Boob Check
Let's see dem titties!
Dick Check
Whip it out!
Salmon Check
Remember, side to side not up and down!
False Trail
Got back to check
You've Been Fucked
Enjoy the walk back to check
Check Back
Trail exists between here and check
Check Back #
Go back # of dots and check from there
Ambler / Dasher Split
Walkers and runners split.
Turkey / Eagle Split
Short and long trail split.
Merge
TE and AD splits merge back to one pack
All Song
Wait for everyone and sing a song. If on split only wait for your pack half.
Song Check
Sing a song and move one
Fish Hook
Grab that beer and bring it to the DFL
Beer Check
Mid-trail beer stop.
Beer Near
Beer is close.
On-In
Finish.
Important notes
- Don’t assume. Local traditions vary. Listen to the hare/RA before trail.
- Know your limits. Shortcutting is a proud hashing tradition.